Fun College Costumes For The Guys
So you’re a guy who wants to “Wow” everyone with your Halloween College Costume this year. Awesome! This is the place. Are you going to be the Musclebound Freak, The Sex-crazed Gnome, or the Smooth Talking Vampire? Think about it, are you going to try to win the grand prize at the costume party (or the club) or are you just trying to get the phone number of the Naughty Princess (or Prince?) to text them later? Either way, you need a costume that stand out righteously in a crowd. You can be the Superhero, but you need to do it with some serious FLARE. Get what I’m saying? You have to take it to that next level. This applies to any costume you purchase.
Check what we have below:
Top Gun Men’s Flight Suit Adult Costume
Go Navy Fighter Pilot, or Go Home! Chick dig a man in uniform and this one will seal the deal. If you’re going to go all Maverick, then be sure to get the cool aviator shades as well.
Comes with colorful and fruity patches to make the ladies swoon. Tell everyone you just got back from Afghanistan flying close air support. Fair Warning: If you do say this, the dude who really just got back from the ‘stan might kick your ass. Just saying!
This one is very popular this year, so order soon. Like, Right Now, Homey!
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Handsome Devil Elite Collection Adult Costume
We know you’re going to get up to some sinful things on Halloween so you might as well dress up like the Devil and be done with it. This is the mother of all devil costumes and as such comes with all the bells and whistles and horns and capes.
This one will set you back a bit but that’s what the credit card is for… plus I guarantee the ladies will love it. Really and Truly!
If you can’t handle the heat, here’s the laid back, chillin’ version of the devil costume -Diabolical Devil Adult Costume
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Beer man is God! This laid back college costume is perfect for standing by the keg at your Halloween Party. They might even let you be the Tap-Master since you’ll look like a veritable beer drinking expert.
Might I suggest getting your favorite mug or stein and filling it up to complete the outfit? I know you already thought of that, but it’s just a friendly reminder.
Now it’s time to buy your costume so you can find some frauleins!
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Genie in the Lamp Adult Costume
This is the Taking It To The Next Level College Costume. I’m just going to say it… you go anywhere on Halloween with a funny costume like this and people, male and female, are going to rub the Genie’s Bulge for good luck! You can’t avoid it. And if that’s the kind of attention you’re looking for with a costume, this is it folks!
We have others in this Genre as well. The Humor flag is up so to speak. Click the link or the picture for more info and more examples.
Order quick before your buddy does!
So if you really were looking for the muscle headed super hero outfit or had your heart set on something else specific, you can search the main site through any link on this page. Or just jump through the banner below. The hotties will show you the way!
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